Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I didn't notice because vodka
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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