i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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