Whod you bang
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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