maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I FOUND THE LEGS
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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