he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I party with great urgency now.
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