I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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