Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I don't deserve a penis
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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