Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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