shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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