I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i believe in u and ur pee
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