Sry I called you an 8
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
