I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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