Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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