btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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