Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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