I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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