Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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