he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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