I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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