kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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