I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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