im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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