p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Dear god my vagina.
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