The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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