You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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