Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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