I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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