Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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