Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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