I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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