They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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