Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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