I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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