i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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