Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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