Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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