I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
