You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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