if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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