Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize