mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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