is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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