just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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