your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
50% drunk capacity currently
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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