Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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