let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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