i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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