yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Church boner. Awkwardddd
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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