what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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