just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
