Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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