There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
