I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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