Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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