so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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