Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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