In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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