why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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