It's Friday. Sex?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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