she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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