I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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