just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
